Adam Felbers has a hilarious take on the ID movement, a Q&A on the theory of Intelligent Design:
Q: So what is ID doing to research the identity and characteristics of this "intelligence" that it posits?
A: Well, nothing that I've found yet...
Q: Because if they really wanted to research stuff, they'd be saying things like, "Well, could a giant lobster make a flower?" and, "Is there anything about the design of DNA that looks like something a space crustacean would come up with?"
A: I really think you need to get off this whole lobster thing.
Q: But these ID guys aren't looking into just who this intelligence is, are they?
Q: Because they think it's God, right?
A: They don't say that.
Q: Because if they thought they saw evidence of giant superintelligent eyestalks peering down on them from under a celestial carapace, they'd be seriously bummed, wouldn't they?
A: I think this Q&A is over now.
It's funny because it is so, so true.