I recant! ID works

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It pains me to say this, and I have to do it on my own blog as the ranters on Panda’s Thumb will delete my entry forever, but I am announcing my conversion to intelligent design, and all that implies…

See more on my [url = http://evolvethought.blogspot.com/2[…]-design.html]Evolving Thoughts[/url] blog entry.

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Farewell to Darwin from The Heathen Hold on March 31, 2005 10:57 PM

I knew it all along. I myself feel uneasy about the "oozer-molecules-to-man" theory (not fact) that we evolutionists believed wholeheartedly. Deep inside, I was hiding my doubts about the "evidences" of evolution, which is nothing more than faith-bas... Read More

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Course, here in Colorado your posting appeared at 10:14 pm on Mar 31. :lol:

Henry

I’m reminded of a funny April Fools letter once written by the other famous Australian, Voltaire, in which he poses as a man named Demad, brother of a Captain Demad. Voltaire tries to convince the Journal Encyclopédique that the true author of Candide is the Captain Demad.

Voltaire, under the guise of Demad, graciously comments on Candide:

P.S. My brother the Captain is the intimate friend of Mr. Ralph, well-known Professor in the Academy of Frankfort-on-Oder, who was of great help to him in writing this profound work of philosophy, and my brother was so modest as actually to call it a mere translation from an original by Mr. Ralph. Such modesty is rare among authors.

http://humanities.uchicago.edu/home[…].letter.html

I hereby take responsibility for Wilkins’ defection from the ranks of the Dogmatic Darwinist Conspiracy. What was the punishment for failure again? Transcribing The Structure of Evolutionary Theory onto the blackboard?

Wilkins’ll do anything for attention, it appears. What’s next? An appearance for the defense in Dover?

You Darwinianistic evolutionists can mock all you like. The dogs do howl…

Some truths are too painful and provocative to be spoken, unless spoken in jest. “A man may seye full sooth in game and pley” - Chaucer in “The Canterbury Tales” or “Jesters do oft prove prophets” - Shakespeare in “King Lear” or “Many a true word hath been spoken in jest” - “Roxburgh Ballad”

Ah, John. If I mocked all I liked, I’d never get anything else done. The sheer idiocy of clinging to the clearly ridiculous in the face of the utterly obvious deserves levels of derision I can only aspire to. If it ever appears to you that I am merely mocking your position, I apologize. I am lampooning it. I am heaping scorn upon it. I am scoffing, sneering, jeering and hissing. I reserve plain old mockery for less egregious intellectual dishonesty.

John S. Wilkins

Welcome to the world of those that can hear Einstein’s music of the spheres.

John A. Davison

Greg -

If you don’t want to spend a lot of time jeering at idiocy, then DON’T visit Charlie Wagner’s website. Turns out that evolution is not the only piece of scientific establishment orthodoxy he’s skepetical of. You’ll be sorely tempted to waste your time arguing against his positions that, e.g. diet and exercise have no positive influence on health, that recycling is a waste time, that a cure for cancer has no social value (“People have to die. That’s all there is to it.”), and - worst of all - that Buffy St. Marie is a major artist.

       It started just after midnight, Monday February 14th. First came the shortness of breath, followed in moments by the rales. I woke up Gail and informed her of what was happening. She wasn’t even out of bed when the gurgling started. My breaths became shorter and shorter.       I knew I was in a world of shit.        I threw on my shoes and a jacket and headed for the car. By the time I got there it was painfully obvious that I had only minutes before my window of life would close completely, perhaps forever. North Shore-Long Island Jewish hospital (the *good* hospital) was 20 minutes away. Fortunately, I was less than a mile from the Nassau University Medical Center (the county hospital). Gail dialed 911 while I struggled to keep breathing. I was literally drowning in my own body fluids.        The cops were there in minutes. I was unconscious when I arrived at the hospital and the doctors were fast, efficient, and very young! I thought to myself, “I hope they know what they’re doing…” But I knew right away that I wasn’t going to die. I watched intently as they went about their business, like they had done it a thousand times before. Not like on ER! No shouting, no rushing, no emotion. The breathing tube was inserted, the IV installed, the Foley in place, the respirator hooked up. It was only a matter of minutes. This is all still clear in my consciousness. After all, I was standing right there watching them the whole time.        I began to notice that the room was getting very bright, like someone had opened the window and the warm sunlight was streaming in. It got so bright that I could no longer see anyone in the room. I began to walk towards the one figure I could still see, down the corridor in front of me. As I approached, the figure did not become clearer, but more amorphous. A great wave swept over me, a sensation of complete peace, joy and contentment. As I approached the figure, it stepped aside and I looked into the beyond.        I saw a young man nervously trying to get up the courage to ask a pretty girl on a date. I saw an old man, sitting quietly in front of his beloved wife’s casket, his head buried in his hands. I saw a young father, scolding his son for writing on the wall with a crayon. I saw a soldier, pinned down in a trench, praying to God that he would live to see his daughter get married. I saw my mother, walking across the street in Brooklyn to the neighborhood hospital, where she would give me life. I tried to understand what I was seeing.       And then, God spoke to me.       ”This thing you call time, is an artifact, composed of eidetic simulacra. Imagine that you are wandering over the surface of the earth for all eternity. Every point on the earth’s surface exists simultaneously, even though you are not present at all locations. So it is with time. Every point exists simultaneously, even though you are not there. The human mind creates beginnings and ends. There is no past, no present, no future. It’s all the same thing. Every moment, every event, every joy, every tragedy exists simultaneously. Only in your world, your mind, your reality is time linear, with beginnings and ends.”        I pondered this for a while, trying to absorb this simple yet profound truth. Then I spoke to God.       ”I want to go back. Send me back to Afghanistan. I’ll assemble an army, I’ll hunt down Osama bin Laden and convince him of the error of his ways. I’ll teach him about love and tolerance and humanity. I’ll save all those innocent people.”        But God said no. “You’ll strike up a conversation with him. He’ll try to convince you that his actions are justified. You’ll listen and be convinced. You’ll join his cause and become an Ayatollah like Cat Stevens and move to Iran.”        “Send me back. Send me back to Memphis. I’ll find Elvis, I’ll take away his drugs. I’ll tell him that we love him. I know that he will listen”.       But God said no. “You’ll ask him if you can ride in his plane, come to Graceland and eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches. You’ll fall in love with his daughter and want to marry her.”       I sensed that I was losing and that I would soon be beaten. I tried one last time. “Send me back to Calvary. I’ll talk to the Romans and convince them not to kill Jesus. If they don’t listen, I’ll help him escape, hide him in the desert. If they hurt him, I’ll treat his wounds, nurse him back to health, follow his teachings.”       But again, God said no. “You would listen to his teachings, but you would not follow them. You would call yourself a Christian and claim to follow the precept ‘Resist not evil: but whoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also’, but you would make war on innocent women and children for the flimsiest of reasons. You would call yourself a Christian and you would claim to follow the example of Jesus to ‘judge not, lest ye be judged’, yet you would be filled with moral indignation and self righteousness and permit envy and hate to be acted out under the guise of virtue. You would believe in your heart that ‘if thou wilt be perfect, go and sell what thou hast, and give to the poor’, yet you would allow children in poor countries to go to sleep hungry, perhaps to die of malnutrition while you gather up to yourself great wealth, far beyond your simple needs.”       God continued on. “I will not send you back in time because time belongs only to me. This is why I am who I am and you are who you are. All you have is now. That is the difference between us. Eternity belongs to me and I reserve it for myself. It is, you might say, the one real advantage that I have over you. You cannot change what you call the past and you cannot affect what you call the future. Now belongs to you. Do you want it?        “Yes I do.”       I turned slowly and began to walk back down the corridor. The bright light began to fade until it became almost impossible to see anything. Soon it was totally dark. I heard a voice calling my name and I slowly opened my eyes. It was Gail, standing at the side of my bed.

Charlie Wagner -

Wow. Powerful stuff. You’d actually prevent Christ from dying for our sins? You bastard!

Some advice: lay off that fatty food, stop breathing asbestos, and get some exercise. You’ll be healthier.

Guess a cure for pneumonia is better than a cure for cancer (if you get my drift…) .

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