The purpose of this thread is collecting the many remarkable/amazing/unbelievable quotes and reactions to Judge Jones’s decision yesterday in Kitzmiller v. Dover.
I’ll start with a tidbit indicating that there might even be some trouble brewing at the Discovery Institute, from nothing less than a Discovery Institute board member, Mike Vaska:
Discovery Institute Lashes Out At Intelligent Design Ruling
(December 20, 2005, KOMO Staff & News Services)
“Judge Jones got on his soapbox to offer his own views of science, religion and evolution,” John West, a senior fellow at the Discovery Institute, said in a news release. “He makes it clear that he wants his place in history as the judge who issued a definitive decision about intelligent design. This is an activist judge who has delusions of grandeur.”
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The Discovery Institute describes itself as a general policy think tank that embraces “God-given reason and the permanency of human nature” as well as democratic, free-market and other ideals. Its fellows publish articles and conduct research on a variety of topics, ranging from international relations to defense.
In 2003, the institute received a 10-year, $9.5 million grant from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to explore solutions to regional transportation problems.
The institute’s board of directors includes several prominent business and political leaders, including former Republican U.S. Sen. Slade Gorton, retired Microsoft Corp. Chief Operating Officer Robert Herbold, Madrona Venture Group cofounder Tom Alberg, and former state attorney general candidate Mike Vaska.
Vaska and Gorton joined to help with the institute’s transportation initiative. Gorton declined to comment about the intelligent design issue Tuesday, but Vaska said he was dismayed by the institute’s response to the ruling.
“It’s very troubling to me when people, every time they lose in court, blame it on an ‘activist judge,”’ Vaska said. He added in an e-mail: “I also read the judge’s opinion (most of it at least). He’s not a ‘judicial activist.”’
Vaska, a Lutheran and a moderate Republican, said he supports the Discovery Institute because it supports those who wish to challenge orthodoxy. Board members don’t necessarily agree with every position the institute takes, he said.
(bolds added; hat-tip to Red State Rabble)
I bet Vaska realizes that Judge Jones is a more conservative Lutheran Republican than he is, and perhaps is having second – or third or fourth – thoughts about ID. (Judge Jones is also a Lutheran, and this “activist judge” was appointed by George W. Bush appointed in 2002 (see also whitehouse.gov).
Post your favorites in the comments section.
From the York Daily Record
From another York Daily Record article
This is the same Alan Bonsell who delivered a check for purchasing copies of Of Pandas and People from Buckingham to Bonsell’s father, then denied under oath knowing anything about the source of funding for the books.
May Bonsell and Buckingham both be tried for perjury.
Buckingham would prefer “board members whose mental faculties and judgment appear so deteriorated from drug abuse that they should not be allowed a pedestrian license?”
“Liar” is the polite, legall-correct term.
If Buckingham can’t own up to his own “failings” of memory, he needs serious help.
Buckingham would prefer “board members whose mental faculties and judgment appear so deteriorated from drug abuse that they should not be allowed a pedestrian license?”
“Liar” is the polite, legally-correct term.
If Buckingham can’t own up to his own “failings” of memory, he needs serious help.
An aside for pedants: remarkable is a self-fulfilling word. In calling something remarkable, you have indeed remarked upon it.
I’m not sure this belongs in the remarkable or predictable category, but I dound Dembski’s comments in today’s Seattle PI amusing:
So, to the $200 an hour Dembski and the DI this just means the cash cow formerly known as the intelligent design creationism theory will now make them even richer. I suppose the DI’s bankers will be sending a thank you not eto Judge Jones?
And to say ID is not religious yet this ruling is going to “galvanize the Christian community is amusing.
I think the director of the Bullit Foundation said it best, “The Discovery Institute is the institutional love child of Ayan Rand and Jerry Falwell”
Here’s a link to that Seattle P-I article which quotes Dembski. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if that comment of his showed up the next time IDCers tried to claim in court that IDC is not religion?
Less discussion, more quotes!
The Legal Intelligencer - The Oldest Law Journal in the United States
And the commentary piece that accompanied the news piece:
I’ve said it before and I will say it again: Lying Creationist Weasels.
But ID isn’t Christian religion. No sirree Bob. And that liberal judge was just lying when he said it was.
(sigh) These morons STILL don’t even understand why they lost, do they …
Amazing.
Paul Nelson deserves some sort of creativity award for this one:
I think he’s right about this. Of course the rest of the post is a defiant screed, reminding me of his zombies-are-like-creationists post from October 6, the day after Barbara Forrest’s devastating testimony about the creationist origins of ID was heard in court, despite defense attempts to shut her up.
Check out some of the junk on Fox:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933[…]9279,00.html
Reality is water off the Idiot Duck’s back.
Oh, please do! Please do!
Nelson ends up saying that if science found evidence outside naturalism, then Judge Jones’ statement that “This rigorous attachment to ‘natural’ explanations is an essential attribute to science by definition and by convention.” could be wrong. Duh. What else is supposed to happen, in the face of evidence?
The whole of his concluding paragraph bears reading: “By definition and by convention. Let the words settle into your field of conscious attention. Did the convention of naturalism come first, as an historically contingent shift in practice…and then the definition followed? So science wasn’t always defined as applied naturalism? If so, could practice shift again, in the light of new evidence, bringing a new convention, and hence a new definition? Then how can science be “rigorously attached” to any definition, given its history?”
This ignores the way that science developed from the early days when astrology was a brother to astronomy and alchemy to chemistry. Science comes from scire, to know: it became thus when knowledge grew apart from belief. Of course, it could all be wrong. Rigorous attachment is not an uncleavable bond. Science proves nothing. But its development into a system of effective thought happened anyway, precisely because it used evidence, repeatability and logic to determine probable explanations better than any other way.
What if we try plugging in ‘empiricism’ instead of ‘naturalism’ into Nelson’s final paragraph? Science treats the two words as synonyms: it’s up to others to show why this isn’t so - not that it might not be so. Nobody’s denying that ID _might_ be true – as Judge Jones said, that’s outside the remit of the court – but it lacks any empirical impetus.
Nothing Paul Nelson wrote is in any way wrong. In the absence of evidence, though, it is at best wishful thinking. As he said himself, “[M]aybe courtrooms are less-than-optimal settings for philosophical, scientific, and theological debates” - maybe indeed they are tuned to deal with the facts and the matters as best known at the time of asking. At this time, given no empirical, testable evidence to the contrary that anyone can find, science is indeed rigorously attached to natural explanations by definition and convention - and rightly so.
Even Nelson can’t deny that.
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I was thumbing through some saved Web pages, and came across a review written by Bill Dembski of a piece by Eugenie Scott and Glenn Branch, back in July 2002. Here’s the end of Dembski’s rebuttal:
Eugenie and Glenn might want to see if they can collect on that wager. As for the rest of us, we can make sure that Dembski isn’t allowed to conveniently “forget” this prediction.
(e) (s),
here’s a couple I like from FoxNews…
“If one is to be taught, then so should the other.” — Jim
OK, wutever genious. Have you ever even taken a science class? It’s not a forum for debates.
“Seems to me like this ruling violates freedom of speech. Why can’t students hear both sides of the issue?” — Steve
Fine, then I can become a teacher and tell your child that AIDS is a good disease and that cocaine makes people smarter? Free speech, right?
My post should have been directed to Red Mann, not the mythical (e) (s) ;)
Thanks Chris. (e)(s) = extra special. And I am a legend (myth?) in my own mind.
Gee, I wonder who?
Pat Robertson’s comments on the Jones decision have been discovered. Here is a transcription originally posted here:
Well, at least he didn’t call down divine retribution on Judge Jones. (I have a feeling that the Almighty might have given Jones a bit of a nudge after Pat Robertson’s statement about Dover, though.)
PS: 18th century? Whatever, man.
I heard this quote on NPR’s Wednesday Morning Edition. From Richard Thompson of TMLC.
It’s painfully obvious why he doesn’t commit to saying what DOES constitute validation or invalidation of a Scientific theory, and has been said before on PT, neither can public opinion polls, popular votes, school board decisions, or proclamations from elected appointed presidents. Only rigorous testing in the lab and field, and tough scrutiny from peer review can do that. So, Mr Thompson, when will ID cough up some testing and review for itself? For completeness here is the rest of the quote:
Maybe in currents events or a social studies class but not in a science class. Science class if for learning science, not debating the merits of quack anti-science. Here is the NPR link: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/[…]ryId=5064018 Sincerely, Paul
Another legal analysis, this time from CBS News:
Monkey See, Monkey Do by Andrew Cohen
let’s see…
I don’t think Robertson left out any creationist buzzwords in his rant, did he?
-Evolution is a flawed theory (check) -it is only a theory (check) -scientific community to worship it as a doctrine (science is religion, check) -many distinguished scientists who say that the complexity of the universe (irreducible complexity, check) - foundations of our American democracy, is that human beings were made by a Creator(claiming our nation is based on relgious zealotry, check) -ACLU feels that they are descendant from slime (oppenents are slime, check) -It (ET) has become a doctrine of faith (check) -because this is a establishment of religion (check)
I keep wondering if during one of these rants, he’ll pop a blood vessel and have a stroke.
It never ceases to amaze me how many folks send money to this cretin.
From the American Family Association:
http://www.thederrick.com/stories/1[…]5-4108.shtml
riggggghhhttt…
Wow, check this out:
Advocates of ‘Intelligent Design’ Vow to Continue Despite Ruling, by Michael Powell. Washington Post, Thursday, December 22, 2005; Page A03.
If you can’t win with a politically friendly judge – threaten the judge! Good plan.
Some high praise for Judge Jones from talk.origins:
“This guy’s cold enough to be a t.o. regular.”
Nick’s exerpt is interesting in an alarming sort of way - it shows why Alito’s appointment should be fought, assuming that his supporters are accurate in their views. Maybe some other good will come out of this decision …
USA Today is running an opinion piece by John G. West of the Discovery Institute. Idea not based on religion
Except for the bit about it lacking any evidence.
Huh? It was going forward before this?
Just came across the AP wires - Sen. Santorum is cutting ties with the DI!
Senator cuts ties to law center after ‘intelligent design’ defeat
To ‘balance’ West’s rant, USA Today is also running this unsigned editorial: Ruling on ‘intelligent design’ is one for the history books
Sorry, make that the TMLC, not the DI.
FYI, Tony Snow is promising to discuss ‘definitive proof’ of ID shortly (10:20 am EST now) on his radio show. You can stream from wwba1040.com. He does take calls, and if I wasn’t at work, I’d probably ask him how I could falsify this new discovery.
A U. of Chicago law professor thinks Jone’s Dover decision sucks! Check it out. http://uchicagolaw.typepad.com/facu[…]r_intel.html
What’s up? You deleted my post?
More commentary from a law professor (you know, one of those people that really knows something about properly applying the law) on Jone’s decision. http://www.discovery.org/scripts/vi[…]iscoMainPage
From the dignified editor of First Things, Richard John Neuhaus:
According to Bruce Chapman, president of the Discovery [sic] Institute, in Human Events:
He must have missed the bit where Jones said this:
Neuhaus’ quote “…Americans United for a Naked Public Square” concerned me. Such thoughts! Such fantasies! Clearly, if he continues down that path of sin and degradation - hand in hoof with he who goes by many names - he will find himself dancing among the flames of Hell, dining forever on the putrid flesh of like minded sinners for all eternity! Brothers and sisters, let us all take a break from our ‘victory party’ and pray for his besotted soul. Amen.
The Detroit News gives a brief history of the Thomas More Law Center’s head attorney, Richard Thompson, in “Intelligent design ruling doesn’t deter a fierce crusader“:
It appears that they have some interesting shrubberies in Australia:
This post says if they really could just get Darwin on trial, then this evolution stuff would fall apart:
The Darwin Fraud Triumphs Again
One of the five letters written to the New York Times:
Tell it to the judge…
They already did.
The judge thought they were full of crap. (shrug)
? I don’t think he’d make much of a witness, as he’s been dead since 1882.
To RupertG Comment 63991
I note that you note this of Nelson’s piece:
Nothing Paul Nelson wrote is in any way wrong.
The most incredible thing about Nelson’s work is that I believe it’s the first time in my life that I’ve ever read a piece by an ID proponent of more than a few sentences that did not contain a demonstrably false statement. In fact, I’m bookmarking it for that very reason. The fact that Nelson is empty of content is unremarkable.
The answer to the final, silly challenge by Nelson is simple: If scientific naturalism someday produces natural evidence for supernatural phemonena, then the supernatural phenomenon will be absorbed and integrated into our understanding of nature by virtue of whatever evidence will have been produced.
Great God A’mighty, I explain this five or six times a year when one of my freshman Rhetoric students tries to inject supernatural evidence into an essay or class discussion. How can a Ph. D. be so silly?
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