The Onion scores again

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Some recent science journalism from The Onion: Unemployed Scientists Prove Dog Likes Beer

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Extremely interesting field of research. It makes me think about starting a research on the preferences (or lack of) of hallucinogenic plants on rabbits. My pet rabbit is willing to try it !!!!!!!

Field workers in the Pacific Northwest have contibuted additional data, and have priority on this critical question.

Bear drinks 36 cans of favorite beer

This semanish study was limited by field conditions and the danger of chatting with a drunk bear.

And, ummmmm, just what does this have to do with Panda’s thumb?

Jeffrey K McKee — Probably pandas like beer, too. They’re warming up for the big experiment.

:-)

Bamboo beer, that is.

It will surely be a thorough experiment:

Barley beer, rye beer, wheat beer…

Sure, why not try bamboo beer as well.

Look at the definitive results from the bears like beer experiment!

The Panda’s Thumb is the virtual pub of the University of Ediacara. The patrons gather to discuss evolutionary theory, critique the claims of the antievolution movement, defend the integrity of both science and science education, and share good conversation.

Pub, beer, need I say more?

Yeah, these guys are probably applying for faculty positions at the U. of E.

I can confirm that their discovery is likely general to all dogs. My dog also likes beer… We may be on our way to building a model for canine consumption.

hey, ALL my cats had this thing for honeysuckle! had to give them elastic collars or they’de hang themselves in the bush.

I have a cat who likes beer (her favourite is Chimay) and port.

(her favourite is Chimay)

your cat has good taste!

Ah, but it takes a primate to love The Macallan.

Love it.

I like onions on hamburgers.

Oh, that wasn’t the point was it?

Never mind. :)

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The who whatting how with huh?

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