Fregata magnificens

Mr. Young, I believe you mislabeled the above organism, which is indeed fascinating. The caption should read something like this:

Behold, the juvenile Creationist bloaticus, in the early stages of information obfuscation. Watch as this magnificent creature swells up with years and years-worth of intellectual detritus! Despite appearances, this particular specimen is not suffering from a parasitic disease; the bloaticus goes through this cyclic phase regularly. Unfortunately most die before reaching adulthood, and increasingly so in recent years, which makes bloaticus an endangered species.

This particular specimen has been popularly nicknamed Ida Dembski.