Butterstick Goes Wild

Wheels said:

Wayne Robinson said:

Even creationists love pandas (not that I’m one). I sponsor one panda and also donate monthly to their survival. If we can’t keep a cute animal from going extinct, what chance have we got of stopping the not so cute but more important species dying out? Although a fully grown panda is not really a tame animal, and can easily kill a human, if it gets the idea into its brain.

It’s days like these I’m glad we’re not made out of delicious bamboo shoots.

From what I’ve seen of pandas, especially from some zoo videos on Youtube, and from the fact that bamboo shoots do not make up the entirety of their diet, I get the impression that to pandas, not all delicious things are made out of bamboo shoots.

fnxtr said:

I’m just waiting for the late night promos for the “Pandas Gone Wild” videos.

You remember the Simpsons episode of “Homer vs. Dignity,” where Montgomery Burns donates the “female panda” named “Sim Sim” to the Springfield Zoo? You also remember when Sim Sim then “presents” to the violent, yet romantically minded resident panda?

fnxtr said:

Note to self: when visiting panda cage, do not wear bamboo-scented cologne, or bamboo-fibre clothing.

Also, don’t wear fish, rodent or honey derived products, either.