Undaerector callahanis – Cyclopean optical waveguide
Cyclopean here means one-eyed (note the lens on the left flange). Never mind that the dictionary thinks it means gigantic; we have plenty of synonyms for gigantic. The antenna responds to centimeter waves and is tuned to detect pheromones. The waveguide has only one internal organ, which serves as both mouth and rectum; it is especially well adapted to politics.