After having dinner with Dr. Irene Pepperberg, Prof. Steve Steve was pandanapped by a man in a top hat. Perhaps one of those intelligent-design activists at Telic Thoughts, who recently accused the professor of being a panda puppet. They seem to be more familiar with him than they should be.
Shelley Batts (who based on her pictures alone seems to be both irresponsible and avian-friendly) is trying desperately to get him back. She needs your support.