Ailuropoda melanoleuca

Photographs by Dan Phelps.

Obverse side of bill
Counterfeit* bill showing image of Ailuropoda melanoleuca – giant panda. You may purchase similar bills for less than $2 apiece here. As Mr. Phelps notes, at least it is not a religious tract. The panda in the center is, of course, Prof. Steve Steve, who (though we have not heard from him in quite a while) steadfastly maintains that he is not lazy. *Sense 2b.
Reverse side of bill
The reverse side of the bill.